holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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