I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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