I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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