I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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