I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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