don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
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