RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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