Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Randomize