would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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