Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
why do cheetos always look like penises
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
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