Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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