why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Randomize
