I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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