Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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