i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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