It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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