some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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