Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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