Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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