FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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