I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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