theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
i dont even know how to be here
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
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Do I have a choice?
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MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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