How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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