I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Randomize