But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
True strength comes from lack of pants
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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