Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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