we have pet lesbian snakes
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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