this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Randomize
