so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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