Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
should my penis look like a turkey
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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