Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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