He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
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