i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Randomize
