hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
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