I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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