The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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