We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Randomize
