Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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