i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
two words...techno handjob
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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