dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Your penis caused this!
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