just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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