YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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