Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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