Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I wish you could order shots online.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
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