Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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