Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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