...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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