Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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