Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Randomize
