Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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