Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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