Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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