your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
