Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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